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> > > Spread the Stupidity> > > Spread the Stupidity
> > >
> > > Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
> back
> > > of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
> > > cigarettes at the front.
> > >
> > > Only in America ....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
> fries,
> > > and a diet coke.
> > > Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> pens
> > > to the counters.
> > >
> > >
> > > Only in America ...do we leave cars
> > > worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk
> in
> > > the garage.
> > >
> > > Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> > > packages of eight.
> > >
> > >
> > > Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> process
> > > so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> 'bloodsucking
> > > creatures'.
> > >
> > > Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> > > lettering.
> > >
> > >
> > > EVER WONDER ....
> > >
> > >
> > > Why the sun lightens our hair,
> > > but darkens our skin ?
> > >
> > >
> > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> > >
> > > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
> > >
> > > Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
> > > Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
> > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
> > > made with real lemons?
> > >
> > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> > >
> > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
> > >
> > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
> > >
> > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
> > > don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
> > >
> > >
> > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
> > >
> > > Why are they called apartments when
> > > they are all stuck together?
> > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
> > >
> > >
> > > If flying is so safe,
> > > why do they call the airport the terminal?
> > > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> > > stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
> > > even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to
> > > smile every once in a while.  
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